The Girl on the Train: 4.50 from Paddington | 1957

Image from here

"True to the precepts handed down to her by her mother and grandmother—to wit: that a true lady can neither be shocked nor surprised—Miss Marple merely raised her eyebrows and shook her head,” - 4.50 from Paddington

The Sum of It:

I have been WAITING FOR AGES for it to be time to read this one, because I love, love, love the "Agatha Christie's Marple" version, and the book totally lived up to it. Eek! Ok, so, summary. 

Miss Marple's friend, Mrs. McGillicuddy, is riding the train to visit her pal after doing some Christmas shopping in London. As she gazes out the window at another train traveling past, well, honestly I want to let Agatha explain it because I was pretty struck with what a beautiful job she does describing the scene, from the motion of the trains to the suddenness of the murder scene: 

"For a time the two trains ran parallel, now one gaining a little, now the other. Mrs. McGillicuddy looked from her window through the windows of the parallel carriages. Most of the blinds were down, but occasionally the occupants of the carriages were visible. The other train was not very full and there were many empty carriages. 

At the moment when the two trains gave the illusion of being stationary, a blind in one of the carriages flew up with a snap. Mrs. McGillicuddy looked into the lighted first-class carriage that was only a few feet away.

Then she drew her breath in with a gasp and half-rose to her feet."

What she saw was a #MURDER taking place in the opposite train! She could only see the back of a man with dark hair as he straight-up strangled the life out of some poor blonde lady in a light-colored fur coat. After she regains her senses, she reports it to the ticket guy, who is like "yeah sure, crazy old lady" but says he'll tell the railroad. When she gets to Miss Marple's house, she is quite shaken up, and Miss Marple insists on some booze to ease her nerves as they discuss. They go to bed, figuring they'll read all about it in the paper the next day, only...crickets. "WTF?!" they say, and go to the police who are like nope, no dead ladies on the train or by the tracks, maybe he was just play-strangling her but really she wasn't dead [sounds like a suggestion a certain presidential candidate might make in a similar circumstance, "Oh what she's fine we were just PLAY strangling" #lockerroom] 

ANYWAYS both Miss M and her pal Mrs. M are kind of distraught because they know it's true. SO Miss Marple rides the train a million times, figures out the only spot a body could have been dumped, then calls up a very clever and resourceful young lady she knows, Miss Lucy Eyelesbarrow, and is like "yo, wanna get yourself hired at this big estate so you can help me find a dead body?" Naturally Lucy is like yah that sounds like a blast, I'm in, and gets to work with the Crackenthorpes, a clan of eccentric richies who own the only spot of land where the body could have been tossed. In addition to cooking lots of things, tending to children, and putting up with marriage proposals from literally every single male in the family, she does her assigned detecting and finds the body in an old sarcophagus in a barn. But at that point, the plot only thickens! Who is it? Why she ded? Who did the murdering? Only Lucy, Miss Marple, and Miss Marple's handsome Scotland Yard pal, Inspector Craddock, can figure it out. 

The YOA Treatment:

This one is soooooooooooooo delightful, team. It's been a bit since I've read a truly delightful one (have had some that were adequate, just not like, YAY) and so I really enjoyed 4.50 from Paddington. For one thing, the concept is great. I often look over at people on other subway trains, or in other cabs, and wonder what's going on over there. I love how Agatha sets the scene for a drowsy Mrs. McGillicuddy, just chillin on the train, to all the sudden see something very scary an unexpected. You can almost see her, Ariadne Oliver-style, walking around and thinking to herself about what would happen if you saw someone get murdered on another train and then the police said there was no evidence of a murder on the train when they checked it out. So interesting to consider, and Miss Marple is the best character to just quietly ride the train, trying to figure it out, then enlist some other folks to do the real heavy poking around once she gets the story straight. It is clever, and the plot trips along nicely. 

Another thing I truly love about this story, both in book and television version, is the character of Lucy Eyelesbarrow. In her, Agatha creates a clever and intuitive young lady sleuth, but one who is quite different from the plucky, bon-mot slinging young, Katharine Hepburn-in-Bringing-Up-Baby-style heroines of books like The Secret Adversary, The Man in the Brown Suit, or The Seven Dials Mystery. Lucy is 32, a bit older than these other characters, and though she is bright, attractive, and clever, she's a little more mature and thoughtful in how she goes about things, maybe more of a Hepburn-in-Philadelphia-Story style lady. She manages the home brilliantly, but Agatha also made sure to give her a mathematics degree from Oxford, and she constantly gets proposed to, but seems to mostly just roll her eyes. I really enjoyed reading this character, and how she interacted with the other great characters in the story, of which there are many! The Crackenthorpe family is full of colorful characters, from artistic, Hemingway-style brother Cedric to the cranky family patriarch who is mostly just annoyed that everyone wants his money, and it was lovely to meet all of them and wonder who might be the culprit!

This one is quite clever, mystery-wise, but it's also just a truly enjoyable read. Definitely going on my list of key Agatha's to recommend. Go get a copy! 

- E. 

Three's Company: Towards Zero | 1944

(image of US First Edition cover from here)

"I like a good detective story,' said the venerable Mr. Treaves. 

'But you know, they begin in the wrong place! They begin with the murder. But the murder is the end. The story begins long before that -- years before sometimes -- with all the causes and events that bring certain people to a certain place at a certain time on a certain day. All converging towards a given spot...And then, when the time comes -- over the top! Zero hour!' 

He sat in front of the fire and reflected on the events of the day. 'Even now,' he thought, 'some drama is in the course of preparation. If I were writing one of these amusing stories of blood and crime, I should begin now with an elderly gentleman sitting in front of the fire opening his letters -- going, unbeknownst to himself -- towards zero.'" - Towards Zero, p. 3

The Sum of It:

Towards Zero is basically about tennis and cliffs. NOT REALLY. But kind of?

The book begins in prologue, with a bunch of lawyers sitting around a fire, reminiscing about court. The wise elder amongst them, Mr. Treves, starts expounding on how there's so much background that goes into every crime committed, really the murder is the least interesting part. He returns to the story later when he decides to go on vacay in the little seaside village of Saltcreek, near the home of his friend Lady Tressilian. 

The next scene is in a hospital, with a young man who's pretty frustrated because he tried to fling himself off a cliff across the river from Lady Tressilian's house, Gull's Point, and got stuck in a tree and then someone rescued him and he doesn't understand why people wouldn't just leave him alone. He'll join us again later when he goes back to visit the scene of his survival a year later. Same time Mr. Treves is going to Saltcreek. Notice a theme?

We quickly find out that Lady Tressilian, an invalid, has a bunch of people who regularly come to visit her beach house. Among those are Neville Strange, a handsome and affable professional tennis player, his ex-wife Audrey, and his new wife, Kay. Audrey is often described as looking like a beautiful ghost #RowenaRavenclaw because she is pale and enchanting in a quiet way, while new-wife Kay is beautiful in more of a siren-y way, with auburn hair, tan skin, and flashing eyes. Needless to say, everyone is expecting #MAJORAWKWARDNESS when Neville requests that everyone come visit Lady T at the same time for a group vacay. 

They also join up with Mary Aldin, Lady T's companion/cousin, who is super capable and self-sacrificing and has a Cruella DeVille style white streak in the front of her hair. She's got a bit of a crush on, well, maybe everyone, but kind of seems like she has the feels for another family friend, Thomas Royde, who has a bum arm from an earthquake-smashing incident, grows tea in Malay or somesuch, and has long harbored feels for the beautiful ghost, Audrey Strange (Neville's first wife), because they grew up together. Ted Latimer, one of new-wife-Kay's bffs who is a #handsomeface #maybegigolo drops by to visit. 

So everybody gets together for a jolly awkward holiday at Gull's Point. There is a great deal of emphasis on underlying tensions. Everyone is a bit on edge and often caught staring at one another. Mr. Treves comes over for dinner and is like "a storm's a-brewin', watch out people" and then is promptly #MURDERED in a very indirect way by someone forcing him to take the stairs at his hotel instead of an elevator because he's got a weak heart and poor fella doesn't make it to the top. Turns out there was a sign on the elevator saying it was out of order, when it was totally operational! WHY? However, his is only the first of the #MURDERs and once the next one happens, it's a doozy, and everyone in the house is implicated. Only an outsider can figure it out! Here comes Inspector Battle, #FriendofPoirot, to do some deducing. He'll need some help from another outsider before its over and done with, but by the time the main murder actually happens, we've got ourselves a FINE KETTLE OF FISH. 

The YOA Treatment:

This was a different take on the classic murder mystery for exactly the reason cited in the lead quote above. It definitely does not start with the murder. In fact, the main murder doesn't happen til nearly a hundred pages into the book. Agatha really spends time investing in the backgrounds of each character. Without Poirot here to do all the psychological background work, we kind of get an opportunity to do some of it ourselves, which is an interesting twist. Honestly, in this way, this one is sort of similar to some of your more contemporary mysteries, like The Girl on the Train, or Black Chalk, in that it spends a great deal of time on the circumstances and the "why?" and less time on the murder itself. #Trendsetter

This one is also SO twisty. I really don't know if anyone could figure it out. In part that's a bit sneaky of Agatha, but then, that's kind of the point, and there are probably some out there who decided who the culprit was and how he/she did it before the book ended, but this is a real surprise ending, probably the most TOTALLY surprised I've been since Lord Edgware Dies, where I really didn't think the culprit was gonna be the culprit. Similarly, though even more so in this case, I was all like "noooo Agatha not that one!" I really kind of liked and had some sympathy for the culprit in this one, even though this person had some weaknesses, so I was a little bummed when they turned out to be the baddie. BUT I think that is pretty good of Agatha to create a villain who you want to like and trust, and who you're disappointed to see head off to jail in the end. 

This one is a classic, though a bit of a slow burn, given all the background Agatha works pretty hard to build up before the crime is really committed, but the resolution is totally worth it. 

THAT SAID, in the last two pages Agatha drops in one of the most random and unrealistic proposal/love scenes ever, which is kind of a buzzkill after the real resolution of the mystery, but I think maybe she thought the resolution was a bit grim, and decided to lighten things up at the end. If she had written the book now, I think her editor would have said KEEP IT DARK, LADY! 

- E. 

Isn't it Romantic: The Man in the Brown Suit | 1924

"I would put all my eggs in one basket. 'First class,' I said. I was now definitely committed to the adventure." - The Man in the Brown Suit, p. 46

Ok, guys, first of all this was a new Agatha story for me, and it's now in my top five. There's something fresh and sprightly about these early stories where the main character (in this case, narrator) is a plucky young girl whose curiosity and yen for romance and adventure gets the better of any sense of practicality. Agatha does such a nice job of creating these clever girls who remind me of no one so much as Clara Oswald from Doctor Who: the smartest, most charming, and cutest girl in the room but no one can help but like her anyway #soufflegirl. More on that later. FIRST:

The Sum of It All: 
PROLOGUE: This book begins with two fake Russians in the dressing room of a Paris theater. The lady reveals not only that she's actually South African (and apparently quite the master of accents), but also that she has figured out a way to double-cross the criminal mastermind who employs them both; the nameless but frightful "Colonel." The double cross involves two different sets of raw South African diamonds, one of which was used to frame two young men for theft, and simultaneously utilized by the lady as insurance against the "Colonel." In reality the two Cambridge grads youthfully trekking through the wilds of South Africa had discovered a new diamond mine, but after betrayal by this faux-Russian hussy, were arrested, disgraced, and evidently killed in WWI.

THE STORY: Next we meet our story's narrator, Anne Beddingfeld, who has to the point of the story's action grown up in a little village in the English country tending to the practical aspects of life for her eccentric father, a professor and "one of England's greatest living experts on Paleolithic man." Her life had been pretty quiet and filled mainly with bearded, elderly professors, Anne's desire for romance and adventure fulfilled only by regular cinematic installments of a serial drama, "The Perils of Pamela," whom Anne describes as always falling out of airplanes and climbing sky scrapers "without turning a hair." Anne's father passes away and suddenly she realizes her life is her own and wouldn't she like to do something with it. In London, she witnesses a man on a tube platform make eye contact with someone behind her who struck so much fear in the man's heart that he stepped back and fell to his death on the live track. When a strange man claims to be a doctor, declares the man dead, then hurries off, dropping a stolen slip of paper cryptically printed with "1 7 . 1 2 2 Kilmorden Castle", Anne realizes the slip of paper she collects on the platform is her ticket to adventure.

Anne's determination to figure out what scared the dead man, what the cryptic message meant, and who killed a mysterious foreign lady in an estate let to rent on the Thames known as Mill House all put her on a ship bound to South Africa. Aboard the ship the intrigue compounds as Anne befriends a delightful socialite, a mysterious Secret Service man, a crochety old English millionaire (who I was troubled/pleased to realize is me in another life), and a reckless, handsome, kind of angry stranger. She also interacts with some ship's stewards, a potential crossdresser, and a man with the face of an undertaker.

ONCE AGAIN this summary is cut short before we even get to the middle because that's where the surprises and suspicions start but suffice it to say Anne and her new socialite friend, Suzanne Blair, decide to solve the mystery on their own, travel to the jungles of South Africa, buy a bunch of carved wooden animals, see a magnificent waterfall, get kidnapped more than once, and Anne falls recklessly, dramatically, in love with a man who insists he is trouble and she is too good for him and tells her she MUST go back to England and then literally the next day after rescuing her from NEARLY CERTAIN DEATH exclaims "My God! Anne, if you ever marry anyone else but me, I'll wring his neck!" (They spend some time arguing/falling in love Cary Grant/Katherine Hepburn-in-Bringing-Up-Baby-style on an island surrounded by crocodiles before actually running for their lives: " 'There speaks a foolish school girl.' 'I'm not a foolish schoolgirl,' I cried indignantly. 'I'm a woman.' 'God help me, so you are,' he muttered..." It's adorable.) And ONCE AGAIN there are some surprises at the end that had me exclaiming aloud with surprise even though I was SURE I had this one alllll figured out, dadgum, Agatha!

Actual Agatha Christie surfing in Honolulu (from here)

The YOA Treatment:
AGATHA IRL: I could write for days about this one. It really is so great. For one thing, this is a story that draws quite a bit from Agatha's actual life. One of the main characters is based on a friend and employer of her first husband, Archie (#teamMax). She and Archie traveled with this man, Mr. Belcher, for a year around the world on trade missions, a seminal experience in Agatha's life, and she dedicated the book to him. In the course of the journey, Mr. Belcher gave Agatha the idea for the story, and insisted on having a primary character modeled after himself.

The travels with Mr. Belcher, in addition to sparking the story's genesis and a main character, also provided a good bit of the setting, with Agatha lending Anne some of her own first impressions of South Africa, including a terrible sea-sickness to begin the journey (from which she was certain she should never recover #deckchairs), the beauty of the flat Table Mountain upon entering the bay at Capetown, and the fascinating geography of the African continent. Agatha even lent Anne another of her singular experiences from this round-the-world trip: the glorious victory of successfully riding an ocean wave on a surfboard. Agatha and Archie were said to be some of the first English to surf in Honolulu, and Agatha preserved this proud memory in Anne's South African experience.

STYLE: As with another favorite Agatha story (Endless Night, way down the line from here) this book offers first person, and potentially unreliable, narrators, an aspect that I think makes these stories predecessors for popular current crime mysteries like The Girl on the Train. That grabs me immediately, especially if the narrator is charming, which Anne and the second narrator are. Another thing about this book that I think has been imitated over and over, but more recently in the Showtime series The Affair, is the telling of the same story from more than one perspective, which provides a really intriguing path through the action and gives the mind a bit more to do.

LADIES: I also must once again praise Agatha's ability to write these delightfully strong female characters. As we've noted before, and as we'll see in a number of other books, Agatha tends to write a lady who can keep her composure and take charge of a situation with grace and a sense of humor, as opposed to some wilting damsel in distress. Anne has a few options for a confidant once she realizes she might be in a little over her head, and considers them all before selecting a female compatriot. Somewhere along the way, Anne realizes that in addition to the excitement of solving a mystery, she has another reason to get to the bottom of things: proving the innocence of a man she can't help but trust. Nevertheless, Anne insists nearly all the way through the adventure, til she is sure who else is on their side and who is not so that a team may be formed, that she and her socialite pal will be the ones making clever deductions and calling the shots, even when her friend gets cold feet and wants to bring a strong, silent fella in on the action:

"I objected vigorously to this unsporting proposal. I recognized in it the disastrous effects of matrimony. How often have I not heard a perfectly intelligent female say, in the tone of one clinching an argument, "Edgar says--" And all the time you are perfectly aware that Edgar is a perfect fool. Suzanne, by reason of her married state, was yearning to lean upon some man or other."

She and Suzanne sort out the friends and foes and hatch an ingenious plan, ultimately banding together with the fellas they trust at the very last minute. Throughout, Anne faces terrifying situations with pluck and quick wits, and Suzanne uses her own charm and smarts to put plans in motion and persuade enemies to act as friends without their even realizing it.

Though Anne decides she doesn't really need a man to help her solve a mystery, or generally, she accidentally finds one she can't live without and then realizes that her own love story is more than quite inextricably linked with her adventure -- more than a little autobiographical of the early years of Agatha's own marriage.

-E.

(image from here)